(H) - locally grown
1. lotsa folks have been using these sauces as dips for crackers, chips, and appetizers! Put some dang cheese on a dang cracker and add some dang sauce or something.
2. satisfaction guaranteed. if you hate it, tell me and i'll refund your bucks.
3. none of these sauces will knock your mouth off your face. they are meant to be for the mostly medium crowd.
4. every order depends on the quality and availability of ingredients.
5. every batch is unique. every batch is different. some may taste spicier than others, even if they are the same sauce. i'm not a pro - i'm not a chef. i just happen to have lots of peppers and a blender - so - here we are. thanks for putting your faith in me.
TWAT SAUCE (serrano basil)
Hot Tip: For those that don't like the word twat, use "HOT SPAGHETTI." You are welcome.
Ingredients: serrano pepper (H), roasted tomatoes, tomato paste, basil (H), garlic, onion, agave nectar, white wine vinegar, olive oil, brown sugar, water, lemon juice, sea salt, pepper
About: NOT gluten free / for the medium spice lover
Pairs nicely with: pizza (omg put this shit on pizza), eggs (lotsa folks have been using it for their brekkie eggs!), garlic bread dipping sauce
SASS SAHHCE (strawberry habanero mint)
Ingredients: habanero pepper (H), strawberries, mint (H), lime, brown sugar, walnuts, pineapple, apple cider vinegar, water
About: gluten free, yo / CONTAINS NUTS
Pairs nicely with: chicken and freaking waffles - wow, pancakes, basically all breakfast pastries, pork dishes
LITTLE FLAME (chipotle, roasted jalapeno)
Ingredients: roasted jalapeno (H), green pepper (H), cumin, sea salt, garlic, chipotle spice, apple cider vinegar, water, mustard seed
About: gluten free, yo / smoky flavor
Pairs nicely with: NACHOS, street tacos, rice bowls, chicken wings, seitan wings
BASIC BATCH (pumpkin habanero)
Ingredients: pumpkin, habanero pepper (H), maple syrup, apple cider vinegar, pecans, cinnamon/ginger/nutmeg, water, sea salt
About: gluten free / CONTAINS NUTS
Pairs nicely with: y'all I put this on EVERYTHING, a great sandwich spread, awesome on wings, so good on waffles/pancakes, Indian food, Mediterranean food (aka put this on some roasted chick peas)
FIRE & FLORY (Indian flavor inspired)
Ingredients: mucho nacho pepper, garlic, onion, butter, red curry, garam masala, apple cider vinegar, water, Goddess of the Sea IPA from Fury Brewing Company
About: NOT gluten free / inspired by Indian flavors / made for Steve Flory (drummer for JK>) and his wife Arias Flory - congrats on the nuptials!
Pairs nicely with: rice bowls, meats
PEACHY SCHEME (serrano peach) - *Out of stock for the winter*
Ingredients: serrano pepper (H), peaches, onion, white wine vinegar, olive oil, sea salt, agave nectar, water
About: gluten free, boo / vinegar forward
Pairs nicely with: freakin' wings, pulled anything (combine it with your fave bbq sauce and put it on your fave smoked/pulled meat)
**NEW** MATCHING PEAR (cranberry pear serrano) - *Out of stock for the winter*
Ingredients: pears, cranberries, serrano pepper (H), apple cider vinegar, water, cinnamon, vodka, sea salt
About: NOT gluten free
Pairs nicely with: pork dishes, turkey, tofurkey, potatoes, sandwiches
PEPP TALK (lemon garlic parsley) - *Out of stock for the winter*
Ingredients: lemon juice, onion, serrano, jalapeno, garlic, parsley, olive oil, apple cider vinegar, salt, water
About: gluten free, dawg
Pairs nicely with: great as a marinade
LAGERmelon (watermelon lager) - *Out of stock for the winter*
Ingredients: watermelon, habanero (H), serrano (H), brown sugar, lime, Penn Brewery Oktoberfest Lager, white wine vinegar
About: NOT gluten free / weirdly refreshing
Pairs nicely with: honestly, I haven't quite figured this one out yet. ask me next year.
HA HA FOOLED YOU (mango habanero) - *Out of stock for the winter*
Ingredients: habanero pepper (H), fooled you pepper (H), mango, garlic, onion, agave nectar, apple cider vinegar, water, cumin, sea salt
About: gluten free, friends / fooled you peppers taste like jalapenos, but have no spice!
Pairs nicely with: wings, nachos, tacos