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(H) - locally grown 

NOTES: 

1. lotsa folks have been using these sauces as dips for crackers, chips, and appetizers! Put some dang cheese on a dang cracker and add some dang sauce or something.  

2. satisfaction guaranteed. if you hate it, tell me and i'll refund your bucks. 

3. none of these sauces will knock your mouth off your face. they are meant to be for the mostly medium crowd.  

4. every order depends on the quality and availability of ingredients.

5. every batch is unique. every batch is different. some may taste spicier than others, even if they are the same sauce. i'm not a pro - i'm not a chef. i just happen to have lots of peppers and a blender - so - here we are. thanks for putting your faith in me. 

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TWAT SAUCE (serrano basil) 

Hot Tip: For those that don't like the word twat, use "HOT SPAGHETTI." You are welcome. 

Ingredients: serrano pepper (H), roasted tomatoes, tomato paste, basil (H), garlic, onion, agave nectar, white wine vinegar, olive oil, brown sugar, water, lemon juice, sea salt, pepper 

About: NOT gluten free / for the medium spice lover 

Pairs nicely with: pizza (omg put this shit on pizza), eggs (lotsa folks have been using it for their brekkie eggs!), garlic bread dipping sauce  

SASS SAHHCE (strawberry habanero mint) 

Ingredients: habanero pepper (H), strawberries, mint (H), lime, brown sugar, walnuts, pineapple, apple cider vinegar, water 

About: gluten free, yo / CONTAINS NUTS 

Pairs nicely with: chicken and freaking waffles - wow, pancakes, basically all breakfast pastries, pork dishes  

LITTLE FLAME (chipotle, roasted jalapeno)  

Ingredients: roasted jalapeno (H), green pepper (H), cumin, sea salt, garlic, chipotle spice, apple cider vinegar, water, mustard seed  

About: gluten free, yo / smoky flavor 

Pairs nicely with: NACHOS, street tacos, rice bowls, chicken wings, seitan wings 

BASIC BATCH (pumpkin habanero) 

Ingredients: pumpkin, habanero pepper (H), maple syrup, apple cider vinegar, pecans, cinnamon/ginger/nutmeg, water, sea salt  

About: gluten free / CONTAINS NUTS  

Pairs nicely with: y'all I put this on EVERYTHING, a great sandwich spread, awesome on wings, so good on waffles/pancakes, Indian food, Mediterranean food (aka put this on some roasted chick peas)

FIRE & FLORY (Indian flavor inspired)  

Ingredients: mucho nacho pepper, garlic, onion, butter, red curry, garam masala, apple cider vinegar, water, Goddess of the Sea IPA from Fury Brewing Company  

About: NOT gluten free / inspired by Indian flavors / made for Steve Flory (drummer for JK&GT) and his wife Arias Flory - congrats on the nuptials!   

Pairs nicely with: rice bowls, meats  

PEACHY SCHEME (serrano peach) - *Out of stock for the winter* 

Ingredients: serrano pepper (H), peaches, onion, white wine vinegar, olive oil, sea salt, agave nectar, water   

About: gluten free, boo / vinegar forward  

Pairs nicely with: freakin' wings, pulled anything (combine it with your fave bbq sauce and put it on your fave smoked/pulled meat) 

**NEW** MATCHING PEAR (cranberry pear serrano) - *Out of stock for the winter*  

Ingredients: pears, cranberries, serrano pepper (H), apple cider vinegar, water, cinnamon, vodka, sea salt  

About: NOT gluten free  

Pairs nicely with: pork dishes, turkey, tofurkey, potatoes, sandwiches

PEPP TALK (lemon garlic parsley) - *Out of stock for the winter*

Ingredients: lemon juice, onion, serrano, jalapeno, garlic, parsley, olive oil, apple cider vinegar, salt, water

About: gluten free, dawg 

Pairs nicely with: great as a marinade

LAGERmelon (watermelon lager) - *Out of stock for the winter*  

Ingredients: watermelon, habanero (H), serrano (H), brown sugar, lime, Penn Brewery Oktoberfest Lager, white wine vinegar 

About: NOT gluten free / weirdly refreshing 

Pairs nicely with: honestly, I haven't quite figured this one out yet. ask me next year. 

HA HA FOOLED YOU (mango habanero) - *Out of stock for the winter*  

Ingredients: habanero pepper (H), fooled you pepper (H), mango, garlic, onion, agave nectar, apple cider vinegar, water, cumin, sea salt   

About: gluten free, friends / fooled you peppers taste like jalapenos, but have no spice!    

Pairs nicely with: wings, nachos, tacos

this is how i make sauce

this is how i make sauce

prep

prep

LAGERmelon simmering

LAGERmelon simmering

my first bottles

my first bottles

fire & flory

fire & flory

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  • Kerie
    Kerie Pittsburgh
    Recently ordered a sampler to try out some flavors along with a big bottle of tried and true twat sauce! Let me tell you I am obsessed and definitely will be ordering more once I’m out. So far my favorite pairing has been on scrambled eggs and pizza (I know so daring) but with the upcoming holidays I’m looking forward to trying them out on so much more!

    Recently ordered a sampler to try out some flavors along with a big bottle of tried and true twat sauce! Let me tell you I am obsessed and definitely will be ordering more once I’m out. So far my favorite pairing has been on scrambled eggs and pizza (I know so daring) but with the upcoming holidays I’m looking forward to trying them out on so much more!

  • Vickie
    Vickie Pittsburgh
    As a hot sauce lover, I am obsessed with these. They range in spiciness, but I would not call any of them very hot or in any way painful. Every one that I have tried has been full of flavor and is fun to try on new things - on chips alone, in salsa, on tacos, pizza, chili - I highly recommend!

    As a hot sauce lover, I am obsessed with these. They range in spiciness, but I would not call any of them very hot or in any way painful. Every one that I have tried has been full of flavor and is fun to try on new things - on chips alone, in salsa, on tacos, pizza, chili - I highly recommend!

  • Morgan
    Morgan Pittsburgh, PA
    As a white person, I can only do so much spice. Most hot sauces rely on their heat, but Jess Klein and the Spicy Time hot sauces pack a lot of flavors! You’ll want to do an at-home “Hot Ones” challenge with these sauces!

    As a white person, I can only do so much spice. Most hot sauces rely on their heat, but Jess Klein and the Spicy Time hot sauces pack a lot of flavors! You’ll want to do an at-home “Hot Ones” challenge with these sauces!