1. DISCLAIMER: these sauces are made in my home kitchen (see cottage cooking). these are not sold in stores or retail spaces. my kitchen is fully sanitized and cleaned consistently. meats, dairy, and nuts are all used and cooked in this kitchen.   

2. satisfaction guaranteed. if you hate it, tell me and i'll make it right. 

3. none of these sauces will knock your mouth off your face. flavor over fire is important to the creation of these sauces. on a scale from 0 (no spice) to 10 (melt your face off), these are between a 2 and 6. 

4. every order depends on the quality and availability of ingredients. some sauces may not be available. 

5. every batch is unique. some may taste spicier than others, even if they are the same sauce. i'm not a pro - i'm not a chef. i just happen to have lots of peppers and a blender - so - here we are.

thanks for putting your faith in me. 





(H) - locally grown 


1. THE ONE MY GRANDPA LIKED (serrano basil)  

Ingredients: serrano pepper (H), roasted tomatoes (H), tomato paste, sweet hot banana peppers (H), basil (H), garlic, onion, agave nectar, white wine vinegar, olive oil, brown sugar, water, lemon juice, lemon balm (H), sea salt, pepper  

About: NOT gluten free / resembles marinara sauce 

Pairs nicely with: pizza (omg put this shit on pizza), eggs (lotsa folks have been using it for their brekkie eggs!), garlic bread dipping sauce, all the pasta (sprinkle in yo mac n cheese)

2. LITTLE FLAME (chipotle, roasted jalapeno)   

Ingredients: roasted jalapeno (H), RANDOM MILD peppers (H), cumin, sea salt, garlic, chipotle spice, apple cider vinegar, lemon juice, water, mustard seed   

About: gluten free, yo / smoky flavor  

Pairs nicely with: NACHOS, street tacos, rice bowls, chicken/seitan wings

3. PEACHY SCHEME (serrano peach)   

Ingredients: serrano pepper (H), peaches, onion, white wine vinegar, olive oil, sea salt, agave nectar, water     

About: gluten free, boo / vinegar forward    

Pairs nicely with: freakin' wings, pulled anything (combine it with your fave bbq sauce and put it on your fave smoked/pulled meat)  

4. PEPP TALK (lemon garlic)  

Ingredients: lemon juice, onion, serrano (H), jalapeno (H), garlic, olive oil, white wine vinegar, salt, water  

  About: gluten free, dawg   

Pairs nicely with: great as a marinade for meats, pulled meats, wings

5. HA HA FOOLED YOU (mango habanero)  

Ingredients: habanero pepper (H), fooled you pepper (H), mango, garlic, onion, agave nectar, apple cider vinegar, water, cumin, sea salt     

About: gluten free, friends / fooled you peppers taste like jalapenos, but have no spice!      

Pairs nicely with: wings, nachos, tacos

6. BASIC BATCH (pumpkin habanero) - COMES IN MILD/NO SPICE

Ingredients: pumpkin, habanero pepper (H), maple syrup, apple cider vinegar, pecans, cinnamon/ginger/nutmeg,   water, sea salt   

About: gluten free / CONTAINS NUTS   

Pairs nicely with: y'all I put this on EVERYTHING, a great sandwich spread, awesome on wings, so good on waffles/pancakes, Indian food, Mediterranean food, Chick Peas

7. Clam jam (spicy cocktail sauce - horseradish free!)

ingredients: White wine vinegar, lemon juice, lemon balm (h), jalapanos (H), hot banana peppers (h), water, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, tomato paste, onion powder, garlic, worcestshire 

about: created for the clam jam show at the funhouse at mr. smalls

pairs nicely with: this is maaaade for seafood. but like, put it on everything.